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Stirling University students have delayed the election of their student president until February following the failure of Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson to accept their invitation to stand. No doubt she was chosen for her lifesaving prowess since the university is dangerously sited on the edge of a loch. But she purportedly turned down the invitation as "impractical", which has been deconstructed as "too cold".